I just heard all the details about what happened at Penn State. An eye-witness, an eye-fucking-witness reports a rape. A rape of a kid. A rape by a guy he KNOWS! And instead of shooting the mother fucker on the spot, he goes to Joe Paterno. McQueary? You, sir, are a pus-filled douche bag with a fitting name. And Paterno does not call the cops, either. And the rapist is still on the team. And people are chanting for Paterno to coach one last game . . . ???? Are you fucking KIDDING me ?

People? What if that was YOUR kid getting anal-fucked by an old man? Would you not Demand his blood ? What the hell have we come to?

I will never watch another organized athletic competition ever again.

Drastic? Hardly. I used to play football, baseball and all that. I even knew back then that it was all a giant crock of shit. All that fancy talk about athletic competition building personal responsibility and self-esteem and how teamwork teaches cooperation and humility? What a bunch of oral masturbation.

All that organized sports ever did was expose and then magnify personality traits that were already there. So assholes became bigger assholes, and good guys became better known good guys. There was no “character building” going on. There was only winning and losing and the roar of the stupid mob. It seemed patently absurd that I would get any kind of praise for running back an interception. Even at that young age, I remember thinking – what is wrong with you people. . . .

And now that I’m older – and much angrier – I see organized sports for what it really is : mass hypnosis. It’s even worse than organized religion. At least sometimes religion has a clear message of honor. Sports is just a bloody tool used by the patricians to keep the stupid peasants pleasantly occupied and in a state of “purchase.”
That’s why it’s free on TV. A gladiatorial sideshow played by freaks and adored by sheep. And the so-called “games” are nothing but a graphic extension of the invisible but calloused hand of capitalism as it attempts to show how competition weeds out the weak and rewards the strong. Darwin on crack. An American Metaphor. . .

Fuck that. And fuck the Steelers and Penguins, too. Good-bye Ben Roethlisberger and James Harrison and coach whats his name. Good riddance to all of you.

And all the rest of you “fans” who claim a progressive vision and embrace a liberal ideology? I want you to question your sincerity now – now that it’s been proven
for the thousandth time, that “your team” is nothing but a brutal tool of the ruling class, and an insulated boy’s club where whorish and immoral behavior is silenced as
children are literally sacrificed to the copyrighted gods of profit.

If not, and you choose to suck the capitalist chloroform and remain loyal to degenerate lies, I want you to please remember, when you gather like good zombie serfs in front of your 52 inch plasma idol and stare numbly at orthicon images of one city’s helmets smashing into another city’s uniforms and you cheer with endorphic glee as the number on the left exceeds the number on the right; I want you to remember that the old white men with big cigars are laughing at you as their corporate sponsors sell you beer and hot dogs like they were fattening pigs for slaughter.

Harsh? Hell, I haven’t even started, yet.

And remember that the guys who actually played the game, they’re laughing at you also. We see you bouncing on the couch with your boys in their colorful jerseys and we just think you’re pretty fuckin’ simple. Hey! You’re wearing Another Man’s Name. On Your Back. And squealing like a girl. If that ain’t Gay Up, I don’t know what is. . .

And those of you who feel sorry for Paterno? Fuck you, too.

He’s a walking talking dick stick who presided over a kingdom dedicated strictly to wealth and fame and power while PRETENDING to care about the moral character of kids. And he had a kiddy rapist working for him. And he kept that kiddy rapist on his team because that kiddy rapist was good at football. He knowingly endangered god knows how many kids strictly to maintain his own good name. He’s a miserable midget con-artist coward and his name will forever reek of shit.