I can easily picture the scene, 30 thousand years ago, after a man and his dog had run a deer to exhaustion, he makes the kill, and collapses down beside the dog, both of them spent, together as friends.

Laying there on the floor wide awake, a moth flew into my open mouth. I couldn’t pull it out so I swallowed the damn thing. Later, another moth flew in my mouth. While I was trying to dig that one out, I broke off the tops of two teeth.

“I’ve taken lots of Prozac. Lots of Paxil. Ritalin. Focalin… I studied deeply in the natural philosophies and the world religions, but cheerfulness kept breaking through…” Leonard Cohen

Jon Stewart clip from Tuesday May 11. Particularly funny and spot on.

Is this guy ever not on his game?

Its only funny as long as you don’t think about it being true. Yes, health insurance companies employ people to brain storm in a room how to bend the law so they can let sick kids die.

Really, he’s doing one of the only two things you can do at this point, and that is just laugh at everyone. (The other thing is go crazy and sleep in your own oven).

The world’s greatest hockey player and probably greatest person ever has announced that he will quit while he is ahead, having been convinced that he has achieved everything he could ever hope for.

“I love fucking with all my heart.”

“The Court of Appeal writes, referring to the expert witnesses who heard the case that there is no scientific evidence for a link between autism and the kind of boy received vaccinations.”